The Evil Machine----

Hey, dad.....what's this thing?

Hmmmmm.....looks to me like somekind of diggin' machine.....I think I can take it apart.........

ROAR!!!!    It is a diggin' machine...a loud evil diggin' machine....GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

 Yep.....told you that thing was evil.  I tried to tell dad, but he's been possessed or somethin'...'cause he went & tied me up to his hammock.  Mom tried to tell him that wasn't a good idea.....oh...the humiliation.........That's ok, for now...I've got Lexie keepin' an eye on things.....

 Dad started that thing & I just couldn't stand it....tied to a hammock? Puleessseee....like that's gonna stop me from gettin' at that thing...I'll just drag it w/me.......

 Oh, nooooo.......now he's got me tied to the pecan tree...that may be a problem.......Lexie is checkin' out the hammock, I think she's impressed.

 Dad's takin' a break....Lexie's keepin' an eye on that thing.......

 Well, I guess the little traitor decided to take a break, too...

 Ok....she's back on the job & doin' it good.....I'm so proud!  "You tell it, Lexie!!"

DANG IT......she got exiled & tied to the pecan tree, too. Guess dad's not takin' anymore chances....

.Evil, I tell you...evil!!  I'm still pretty sure I can take it apart & kill it!  I'm the professional diggin' machine around here!