Ahem.....is this thing on?....<clearin' my throat an' gettin' my prepared public statement ready that mom's makin' me do, I dunno why, it should be obvious....but she's givn' me that "just do it" loo. So, here goes...>
To whom it may concern or interest, mom did NOT wet her pants. I wiped my beard on 'em after gettin' a drink from her sink.
Thank you...an' I hope this claifies everythin'.
<gettin' down from thepodium..mutterin'? I don't see what the big deal is. It's not like I wear a shirt an' can wipe my beard off on my sleeve. She was there an'...well, can I help it if her crotch is nose/beard level an' those pants show every single lil' damp spot? They'll dry an' it was clean water. Geez...she oughta' wear it proudly like a badge...kinda like a love sign. :)