Signs of Love

Ahem...<clearin' my throat an' gettin' my prepared public statement ready that mom's makin' me do, I dunno why, it should be obvious..but she's givin' me "that look". So, here goes>.....To whom it may concern or interest, mom did not wet her pants. I wiped my beard on 'em after gettin' a drink. (I don't see what the big deal is....it's not like I wear a shirt an' can wipe my beard off on my sleave. She was there an', well, can I help it if her crotch is nose level an' those pants show every single lil' damp spot?...they'll dry...an' it was clean water...geez, she oughta wear it proudly like a badge...kinda like a love sign :) ).