Yep...she totally ruined an AHS operation!
So what if we had been makin' a racket...it was totally outa' frustration an' intimidation factor for that varmit hidin' under the deck! An' if we had a lil' bit longer, I just know we woulda' figured out how to a) rip up them boards or b) get Lexie to go deep..an' get under the deck (she's been there before ya know). One or the other plans woulda' flushed him outa there!
But noooooo.....she comes out an' orders us to stop...of course, we're busy an' Lexie fallin' back on her, "I can't hear you". Mom seemed a lil' upset that we were tryin' to rip up the boards. I have to admit...they're tough on the teeth an' paws....but since we don't have thumbs...we work w/what we've got.
Mom finally figured out we weren't givin' up...so she got the hose an' squirted water under the deck.
Well, that didn't work...that critter just went to the other side of the deck. Then she poured vinegar all over the deck......boy, that did get some reaction...we were runnin' all over that deck sniffin' between the boards.
After a bit....mom told us to come in the house....that whatever was there was gone...(we're not sure about that). Then she bribed us with a lil' chicken.....
We went ahead an' went in the house (for the chicken)..figurin' that we'd go right back out....but she locked us in.
She thinks that we've forgotten....but we haven't. Neither has that critter...he'll be feelin' all safe an' sound under that deck....get all comfy an' relaxed......but as soon as dad gets home...we'll be right back out there, all fresh an' ready to rumble......
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