Wow! Steak! Now, this is what I'm talkin' about! Mom spent all day cleanin' out the freezer, yesturday, and she said she was savin' some stuff for us! Steak & Chicken...it just don't get any better than that. She even sliced it up nice & seasoned it w/ Bacon Salt.
Whoa...back up there, mom. You're doin' what w/all that? What do you mean you're gonna dry it all out? It's sittin' there all nice & juicy....just perfect. I think we need to wait till dad gets home....I've got some serious concerns.
How are you gonna explain to Lexie (who's layin' by her bowl...waitin' for that chicken & steak)...that it's gonna be a looooonnnngggg wait? Just look at that face.....I think you need to rethink this plan. She's gonna be so disappointed.
Yummy, juicy chicken.......we eat raw chicken all the time, and like it just fine like that. So, now you're gonna dry it out.....WHY??? Haven't you ever heard the sayin', "if it ain't broke, don't fix it"? We could take care of all that right now, no waiting & no dishes for you to clean.
How long is this gonna take? I sure hope you know what you're doin, 'cause I just don't see the point.